ugly people sure do ruin things
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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