Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well you can't waste a boner
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
