Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
