Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Randomize
