Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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