I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have demons in me.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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