My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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