we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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