As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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