I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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