Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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