This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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