Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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