I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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