I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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