Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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