I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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