I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
is it fun? or sober?
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