i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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