Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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