i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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