She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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