You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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