She is in my trunk
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My dick has a subreddit
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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