i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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