..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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