Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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