Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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