I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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