Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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