So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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