yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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