i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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