I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
