Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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