I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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