just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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