know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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