I got chris browned last night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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