elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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