Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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