i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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