We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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