erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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