I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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