Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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