great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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