normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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