I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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