He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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