just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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