i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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