Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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