Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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