you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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